Harold Camping was
wrong! (Again!)
- Or
-
Why your creditors
are still calling you on October 22, 2011.
Let’s give Harold credit for at least trying to unravel the mystery
of The Long Road. Most
of us don’t spend the time necessary to be prepared for Armageddon, let alone speculate on when it will come about.
We let others do the hard work! .
[For a list of recent blunders, let me direct you to The Doomsday
List.]
The fact that others have failed at this task does not absolutely
preclude the possibility that everyone who tries to set a date for Armageddon
will also fail. Does it?
The Bulletin of
the Atomic Scientists have tracked the probability of an End Times
resulting from nuclear war for decades. Never offering a specific date, they
have, nevertheless, offered the public the inside scoop (and pretty good betting
odds) on how imminent such a scenario seems likely. Currently it's set for 6 minutes before BOOM!
[P.S. If you are feeling (un)Lucky, you can place a chit at End
of World Betting. The odds? 1,000.000/1].
For years, Nostradamus guided the doomsayers. His predictions seem rather old hat - quaint - for the New Millennium.
Today, EOW
believers are more likely to cite the Mayan Calendar.
Personally, ARELLE is inclined to the scientific-rational
theories that spell out the word KA-B-O-O-M!
Sure, like everyone else, I’m concerned about melting polar caps, the collapse
of Greenland glaciers, the de-glaciation of mountain ranges, and the Amazon’s
conversion into housing tracts.
Still, the one concept that seems to be most convincing is the theory promulgated by astrophysicist Donald Brownlee and paleontologist Peter Ward.
Still, the one concept that seems to be most convincing is the theory promulgated by astrophysicist Donald Brownlee and paleontologist Peter Ward.
In their book, The Life and
Death of Planet Earth, they focus our attention on the life cycle of
our SUN! According to their study, we only have some 500 billion
years to go before - well, before it's LIGHTS OUT
Sounds like a long time away, does it? Well, only because you haven’t been born 499,999.999,999 years from now! To allow us to better relate to this crisis, Brownlee and Ward analyzed the lifespan of our SUN and created a 12-hour model to explain such an unfathomable timeline. According to their hypothesis:
Sounds like a long time away, does it? Well, only because you haven’t been born 499,999.999,999 years from now! To allow us to better relate to this crisis, Brownlee and Ward analyzed the lifespan of our SUN and created a 12-hour model to explain such an unfathomable timeline. According to their hypothesis:
A) It is now 4:30 AM.
B) Our “day
in the sun” will be over by 5 AM.
C) By 8 AM, the oceans will vaporize, and
D) by NOON, of course, it's Checkout Time.
No Exceptions!
No Exceptions!
And, that, my friends, is some fade-to-black scenario. And, it will
all happen within the next 7.5 billion years!
Are you prepared?
Well, until further down the road... Keep smiling . . . and, remember . . .Hmmmmm . . .How does that ol' Beatle song go?
Oh, yeah . . . I remember. THE END. RL